Showing posts with label Global warming. Show all posts
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Responding to Fareed Zakaria's Pop-agandist Tweet-Bait, ‘The Capitalist Manifesto’:

Responding to Fareed Zakaria's Silly, Pop-agandist Tweet-Bait, The Capitalist Manifesto:

The Rich don't want want capitalism. Capitalism would mean their collapse. The rich want fascism, they will call thier system capitalism if it's politically expedient, they will call it socialism if the occasion calls for it, heck they will even call it communism if the circumstances warrant it. It is none of these things but fascism. They are paradigm pirates.

Also note his picture was taken at a CFR event. There has never existed a circle of more murderers and thieves in the world than the council on foreign relations. Before I became politically aware I had the oppurtunity to meet many of the vile creatures that work there. It would chill your blood if you knew how those people really thought.

Reply Posted 02:23 AM on 06/14/2009
Reply Posted 03:44 AM on 06/14/2009

Pretty much everyone who works national security/ foreign relations works there as a fellow, including candidates on both sides of the aisle (I know at least Clinton and Gates were fellows, I don't know about Obama though I'd imagine as President he must've been and if not he is now). This is an indict at the political system as a whole.

Reply Posted 02:40 AM on 06/14/2009

Correct the CFR is the man behind the curtain. It worries me that have become so visible of late. They used to take some care to hide themselves from the public. Now you can catch them having press releases on c-span.

Reply Posted 02:52 AM on 06/14/2009

The Power of Information has flushed out all the creeps into the open as their cover as been removed!

Reply Posted 03:20 AM on 06/14/2009

Usually cockroaches scatter in light, however this particular species seems to have adapted. They even had an article on thier site about why nations need to give up thier soveriegnity to fight global warming and global terrorism. Talk about showing your cards.

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For comparison (and consequent shits & giggles) here is a link to the ‘real’ capitalist ‘manifesto’:

"Human Action"


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My Predictions for 2009

I predict not one, but two, neologisms will be invented when Climate Change proves woefully idiotic (following Global Warming). Both revisions will scurry to incorporate the striking stability discovered in overall climate, as "more incontrovertible proof" of man's disastrous effect on our environment. Al Gore will continue to personally rake in a percentage of all CO² taxes, and his PR firm will acquire Discovery Channel, claiming a mandate to "save it from corporate corruption."

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Anti-WTO and Greenpeace protesters will ramp up their offensives globally, shrieking that the "fascist libertarian" Obama "isn't doing enough" to keep other cultures shielded from the economic development that corrupts the capitalist West. They will increasingly adopt the tactics of terrorism, until at the end of the year their plan to blow up a nuclear power plant in upstate NY is foiled by internal disputes over the fate of the surrounding flora and fauna.

A cure for AIDS will not be found, but cutting-edge evolutionary medicine will perfect a cure for allergies based, strangely enough, on homeopathic principles. Breast cancer will be curbed dramatically by innovative detection techniques, while the ensuing vacuum of a reason to walk/run will force obesity to rise among women aged 17-35. They will be forced into poverty by new, local obesity taxes.

The theory of evolution itself will enjoy a vastly resurgent acceptance, and "America's Fittest Family" will become the #1 prime-time reality game show. In academia, critical theorists and policy makers will hope that this is their chance to push through "Eugenics, Version 2.0"

Michael Jackson will make a bizarre and brief comeback with a hit song with cryptic lyrics about "belugas closing their stuffed hands around Sri Lanka." His sole televised performance will occur aboard Virgin Galactic, where he will appear in blackface with an audience of various toddler-sized dolls. As his zero-gravity encore, he will strap 400 lbs. of explosives to his crotch and sniffle something vaguely to the effect of "this planet wasn't meant for all my beauteous starry love."

The Russian military, facing the public relations nightmare of failing to annex an unfortified Crimea and Azerbaijan, will turn against Putin and install a temporary military regime until transitioning toward real democracy, led by its newly elected Siberian minority leader.

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